I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them
if you’re reading this, it’s too late
This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics
When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.
As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level
Me: I’m bisexual
Someone, somewhere, inevitably: are you though? Have you taken the Biseuxal Exam? Please ensure you provide copies of your sexual and romantic history so we know your claims are legitimate. And I hope you remember that until your application has been successfully evaluated, you are not allowed to call yourself a biseuxal. It’s the rules.
Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.
Y'all ever heard of a tax refund
odin-n-out
